Clothing for Corresspondence

If you've been single for more than a week you'll know by now, it's a jungle out there. Spare a thought for your ex, he/she is probably feeling the same. Probably going on dates with men who have two rows of teeth growing from their one lower gum; probably misreading the intentions of a hot-booty-call-lady and inviting her to nana’s for dinner. What would be a really nice idea is if you wrote them a reference, something they could show to potential love interests to speed up the awkward first stages. Send us all the details; how long you were with them, their strengths, weaknesses, interests, skills. We'll formulate it into a reference that you can offer them to use when attempting to score their next romance. Most importantly, don't forget to let us know: do you want them to get the job?