Make a request

Need some correspondence? We’re glad you came. This is how it works: you email us and tell us what sort of correspondence you need. We write the correspondence and email it back to you. You send us an item of hand-me-down clothing.

So, if you need a letter, tell us:

  1. Who’s it from?
  2. Who’s it to?
  3. What’s the issue?
  4. Essential points?
  5. Any back-story we should be aware of?
  6. Style (lovelorn, aggressive, passive aggressive, emotionally manipulative, emotive, assured, grateful, sincerely in love, etc)?
  7. And finally, which of these best describes how you feel:
    1. You can share my letter (and/or my request for a letter) on your website and/or mailing list.
    2. Keep it private please, I don’t want everyone to know he gave me herpes.
    3. You can share the letter but please change the names first, I may be a famous person and I don’t want Who mag sniffing around my privates.

Email us with this information and hold tight, we’ll get something to you soon (soon being a couple of weeks – let us know if you need it sooner than soon).