December 18, 2011
Dear Jeff Bezos, founder, president and CEO of Amazon.com,
Are you a fan of Meg Ryan? It’s okay if you’re not. She sells a certain type of cute that’s not everyone’s cup of tea. What about romantic comedies in general? I’m not talking Aniston or Heigl, god help us all, I’m talking the classics, like The Shop Around The Corner. It’s a 1940s film that sees two warring shop assistants ‘unexpectedly’ fall in love with each other as anonymous pen pals. Whacky, huh? Your local video shop will probably have it.
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November 11, 2010
A Melbourne singerslashsongwriter called Peter Joseph Head asked CFC to write the lyrics for a ditty in exchange for a polka dot scarf. Since our wardrobes were sadly lacking in polka dot scarves we said, Are-you-kidding-of-course-we-will, and got to work. We drew inspiration from an awkward flight on a certain discount airline that has since been grounded indefinitely for carrying passengers who spend their entire Melbourne weekend shopping in discount chain stores and playing the pokies. And something to do with sub-standard safety.
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November 26, 2009
Dear Honey,
You’re a popular lady but, for one already-skinny lass, you sure do spread yourself thin. With some simple reprogramming we’re confident you’ll get your life back on track.
First, some home truths…
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